The Loco Ocho Diary is a series of free-form blog posts meant to be entertaining, informative, fictitious, non-fictitious, and fantastic. It’s clear that extremely powerful people and institutions are against hemp and cannabis because the pace of legalization is slower than a glacier during rising temperatures. From credit card processing to advertising, this shadowy anti-cannabis force makes everything difficult to impossible. Specifically, hemp companies can’t make medical claims. The info is out there. Yall have seen or heard enough to know that there’s something to this ‘medical’ cannabis thing. So instead of tip toeing around medical topics or trying sneaky word games, I’m going a whole new direction – the opposite one.

The Loco Ocho Diary entries are going to be simple. I’m going to write about things I do or things that happen when I have consumed cannabinoids. Most will be about delta 8, but I’m going to have some cbn, cbg, cbd, and thcv adventures peppered in. Most of these are going to be real, but sometimes I’m going to write some fiction because it can be hilarious. My goal is not to mislead or deceive. My goal is to entertain. So, if something is made up, I’ll denote it somewhere obvious.

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Designer Cannabinoids: The Hemp Industry is Playing “God” and That May Not Be A Good Thing

(Chemists in the hemp and cannabis industry don't look like the wacky guy in the picture. I thought is was kinda funny and helped prove the bad side of my point.) Human innovation is awesome until it isn't. It's why we have A/C, cars,…
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Is All Delta 9 THC Created Equal?

No. Well, yes - If they are created equal. But they aren't. Here's what inspired this article: I was delivering an order to one of my favorite customers, The CBD Superstore in Fayetteville, GA - Shout out to Sean and Steve! I gave the…
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BETTER BETTER THAN NINE IS COMING…

Hi everyone! This is part loco ocho diary, part company update. These legal delta 9 gummies are legit. I have to cut them in half because a whole can make me feel uncomfortable. So, it's technically not a loco ocho, it's a nutty nine? I'm…

Advertiser’s Inconsistent (and maybe illegal) Enforcement and Restrictions on Hemp Products

Hey readers! I'm hot today. I was pretty riled up when I wrote that rant piece about the FDA's rules on medical claims being a double edged sword and cooled off. Well, it didn't take long for another 'inconsistency' to wake me up this Monday…

The Annoying Double Edged Sword of FDA’s Strict Rules on Medical Claims

When I'm mad about something complicated and really want to lay into someone, I have to slow myself down and analyze who's actually guilty of making me mad so that I can appropriately focus my anger to whoever or whatever deserves it. It turns…
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Better Than Nine Delta 9 Gummies are Too Strong For Me Right Now

If you read the post that introduces Better Than Nine's new 10mg Delta 9 Gummies, I mentioned that I got hurt and had panic attacks each time I ate one. Here's more details on what happened.   On Monday, March 28th at around 7:30pm,…
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New Product Pics

This is a quick and impromptu brain dump. I'm creative in some ways. I develop all of the product formulae, the process on how to perfectly dose each gummy, and the different ratios to create different effects. BUT, I'm not creative with…
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How Long Have You Waited for a Stop Sign to Turn Green?

This capricious Loco Ocho Diary entry is brought to you by Better Than Nine Purple Gelato Delta 8 Vape. I think I waited for a Stop sign to turn green so I could go for about 5 minutes the other night. If you saw my story about the tree falling…
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How Delta 8 Helped Me When a Tree Fell on My House

This entry into the Loco Ocho Diary was brought to you by Better Than Nine Blueberry Yum Yum Delta 8 Vape and that dickhead tropical depression Fred. Today, Tuesday August 17, 2021, was one of the most annoying days of the year. It started…
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A Perfect Day, The Better Than Nine Way

This story was made possible by Better Than Nine's BlueBerry Yum Yum Vape and 10mg Delta 8 Gummies I had a perfect day, the Better Than Nine way! As I was reviewing Loco Ocho Diary entries, I noticed a theme. They all involve me or someone…