Gorilla Butter Cannabis Strain Info
Genetics: Indica heavy cross of Gorilla Glue #4 x Peanut Butter Breath
Appearance: Knobby mid-sized buds that are light green with yellow highlights and dark green low lights. VERY powdery with amber trichomes
Smell: A little gassy, a little piney, a little buttery. It doesn’t smell like gorilla.
Taste: A little gassy, a little piney, a little savory butter. I don’t think it tastes like gorilla from what I remember in college.
Daniel’s 1-hit Review: I’m usually a fan of anything with Gorilla Glue #4 because the effects of that strain agree with me. It seems like this is the case for many people because GG4 was so popular when it was new that it got overplayed. Since then, GG4 genetics are in so many strains. Basically anything with ‘glue’ or ‘monkeys’ has GG4 ancestry. I did this review last week when I was in Santa Rosa Beach Florida. I forgot to take a vacation in over a year, so I decided to take a work vacation. That’s when I go somewhere cool, but I work while I’m there. I don’t work as long or hard as I do when I’m at my office, but I still work. The work I decided to do from the beach were my 1 hit reviews of new strains. This work is enviable because it involves smoking flowers, going to the beach, then eating seafood.
Before I opened the bag and smelled it, my initial reaction to the Gorilla Butter wasn’t much because nothing jumped out at me visually. It looked like well-shaped light green buds, but there was a yellow hue that was unusual. When I opened the bag and looked closer, I saw that gold hue was a heavy layer of amber trichomes. I have some trichome theories – 1. If there is a lot of trichomes, you have strong product and 2. the whiter the trichomes, the more energetic the effects and the the more amber, the dopier the effects. Gorilla Butter has gold trichomes and my theory still holds true.
It’s an hour earlier at the beach we were at, so we were waking up at 6am, eating breakfast, and ready to go to the beach by 8:30am. I love the beach and hadn’t been in so long that I was excited like a little kid. I took a bigger hit than my normal sized 1-hit because I was ready. I packed my cooler and put sunscreen on my face, shoulders, and arms. I had my gf spray my back with sunscreen and we were off to the beach. Gorilla Butter made me feel more ready than I actually was because I didn’t put any sunscreen on my chest or stomach.
I know that sounds a bit stupid, but I never been in the habit of putting sunscreen there because I don’t ‘lay out’ and tan. I’m usually doing stuff when I’m in the sun and the front of me doesn’t get enough sun to burn me. Not with Gorilla Butter. After playing in the ocean for a while, I decided it was time to sit in the sand and drink. And I did. It didn’t feel like that long – maybe an hour? So, I didn’t think much of it. It got hot, so we went back to the condo to get ready for lunch. I was a little hot and a pink, but didn’t think I was burned. We went to eat and hang out for the rest of the afternoon.
That night I noticed that my skin was warm and pink, but still didn’t think too much of it. THEN, I woke up the next day and I was still bright pink and my belly was itchy. We were going home that day, so I didn’t really think about it. By the time we got home, the whole front of me was red and burned. It was like that a few days, then the itching and peeling came. It’s been about a week and my stomach is still peeling. I’m tan underneath the peel, so I guess that’s good.
The Gorilla Butter was a mind numbing, common sense defying indica. I was completely relaxed and unaware of anything, including frying my pork belly.
I’m a sucker for a good indica and Gorilla Butter fits the bill.
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These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:
1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.
2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC
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