Nuclear Slurpie Strain Info

These are A+ light deps.

Genetics: 50/50 Hybrid of super sativa Chernobyl and bedtime indica Slurpie

Appearance: Soft, well formed buds with all shades of green, orange, and purple covered up in sticky trichomes.

Smell: A unique blend of fruity, citrusy, sweet, and woodsy.

Taste: Sweet and piney. I taste the Chernobyl.

Daniel’s 1-hit Review: Sorry it has taken a little while to do the review on these. But, better late than never. I just took the hit and writing the review while it’s working…

I’ve become a bit of a ‘hemp’ snob since we started selling the thca flowers. I tried so hard to resist it, but it still happened. I think part of it is that I’m not a heavy user, so since I don’t smoke a lot, I like to smoke the higher end product. It’s also abundant at work and I don’t have any type of financial restraint on my consumption. This is the first deps I’ve smoked in months I think. I’m pretty stoned rn.

Back to me not being a heavy user. Usage rates are subjective. To someone who smokes once a year, I’m a heavy user. But to someone who smokes a joint a day, I’m not. I’m a daily user. Even if I don’t use any flower, I’ll probably have a sleep gummy or tincture at night. Based upon my years of research, Better Than Nine sleep aids are safer and less expensive than what our more ‘traditional’ options are. Here’s my rundown of 2025 sleep aid options and my review:

1. Melatonin: This is complete bullshit and doesn’t work. There is gonna be a lot of negative long terms effects of heavy melatonin use once there’s enough data. I’ve never seen an instance where people mess with hormones without problems.
2. Diphenhydramine HCl. (benadryl, tylenol pm, advil pm). This makes you sleep, but it disrupts acetylcholine sterase activity and probably causes alzheimer’s and dementia with chronic use.
3. Diazepam (valium): This is the best med made for anxiety and insomnia, but good luck getting a doctor to write you a rx for it. They’ll say bullshit like, “Oh. This is habit forming.” Then they’ll suggest an anti-depressant that has an addiction rate that’s higher and prescribe it forever. I guess I don’t know what habit forming means since I didn’t go to medical school and I’m not sponsored by Lybalvi.
4. Meditation: F off.
5. Warm milk or chamomile: It’s a nice treat and healthy, but doesn’t really make you sleep.
6. Better Than Nine Sleep gummies or tincture: These are the best, except for Valium. But since valium is impossible to get, BTN gummies win.

Honestly, the best way for me to sleep is to wake up early and I MUST get some type of physical exercise in the day. If I get good exercise (even cutting the grass), I sleep decent. If I don’t do much physical activity, I’m gonna sleep like shit.

I like this Nuclear Slurpie. 50/50 Hybrids are always nice because of their versatility. It tasted more like the Chernobyl side of the genetics. The effects are pretty hybrid. I’m focused and motivated from the sativa, but I’m calm and deliberate from the indica. I’ve only been on the Cap Junky the last week, so I’m surprised how much one hit of a light dep got me. I know I say this with all our deps, but this stuff is so good for the price. This Nuclear Slurpie would have been $300/oz 20 years ago. Wow how supply, demand, and technology change stuff.

If you’re on a budget or just want a lot of flower for less money, I’d get some of this. I’m gonna review the runtz and gelato float soon. They all came in the same order, so I’m working thru them all.

These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:

1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.

2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC

These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.

Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.

Better Than Nine does not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.

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