Roxanne Cannabis Strain Info

Genetics: Hybrid of a Kush and Red Runtz

Appearance: Big fat buds that are purple, green, orange, and have sparkling clear trichomes.

Smell: The smell is light, but it’s soft, sweet, and creamy.

Taste: It tastes earthy and kushy with a hint of sweetness.

Daniel’s 1-hit Review: This bud is a fun one. I’ll start with the bad first. It smells like it got dried too fast after harvest because it doesn’t have a loud smell. It smells good, but it’s light.

Other than that, everything else about Roxanne is quite good. I like the smooth flavor and smoke. I also like the easy effects. It doesn’t overwhelm you and get to retarded. The effects are very hybrid, which makes this a good ‘anytime’ strain. For whatever reason, I start singing The Police song “Roxanne” whenever we smoke this. I think it’s probably because the name is Roxanne, but who really knows what’s going on in my id? I like the 2nd or 3rd verse of Roxanne when he starts getting as loud as Sting gets and he goes “RRRRRoxxane”. “Roxanne” may be one of the funnest songs to sing along loudly. Is it the fun falsetto that Sting does? I’m also confident that Roxanne was a hooker if you listen to the words.

Our Roxanne is also parties. For just 1 easy payment of $24.99, Roxanne will come to your house and do anything you want with you. Roxanne is a ho. LOL!

Moral of the story – Buy this flower, but don’t name your daughter Roxanne.

This is one of the MOST EXCITING developments in the Legal Hemp Industry!

These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:

1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.

2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC

These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.

Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.

Better Than Nine does not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.

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