Scented Marker Cannabis Strain Info – Boutique*

Genetics: Balanced Hybrid of Permanent Marker x Pineapple Fruz

Appearance: Big, sticky, bright green buds with dark accents and orange pistils, TOTALLY covered with sticky trichomes.

Smell: LOUD. Pungent, fruity, spicy, and something extra that I can’t define. It’s almost like buttery pancakes.

Taste: Fruity, peppery, and fresh.

Daniel’s 1-hit Review: Scented Marker came from the same indoor farm that grew the Cap Junky. That tells you the baseline quality is higher than what most people have ever seen. This is just as exquisite as the Cap Junky, but it’s different genetics. (Read the Cap Junky Review for the details on this GEORGIA Grower here).

As I mentioned in the Cap Junky Review, I met a GA grower while I was at a VIP after party for the Alt Pro Show just last month. Ironically, the company that invited me was one of my vendors of THCA Flowers and I met a grower there not affiliated with them. The party was fun. They had a sushi chef making sushi the whole time, an open bar, and free blunts and joints everywhere. You could just grab a joint off the table, light it, get a drink, and eat as mush sushi as you could fit in yourself. I was supposed to bring a customer who owns smokeshops, but he wasn’t feeling well and told me he couldn’t come like an hour before I needed to leave. I didn’t want to go alone, so I put out an SOS text to whoever could go to a weed party on a week night. Thank God for my buddy JC who came through clutch because there’s a good chance I wouldn’t have gone by myself because it was far and late. I’m so glad I went because I wouldn’t have met this grower had I not. You’ll be glad I went after you get the flowers this pro grows.

I’ve been looking for Permanent Marker since it won Leafly’s 2023 “Strain of the Year”, but I haven’t been able to find it. That made getting Scented Marker that much more exciting for me. So much of how good flowers are comes down to how good the grower is. You can give a clone of a Cannabis Cup winner to an idiot and he’ll grow crap and you can give bag seeds you got from crappy mexican tourist weed to a pro and he’ll grow gold. So when you give great genetics to a great grower, he grows great flores.

Scented Marker is grown perfectly. It has big, solid buds that are covered in sticky trichomes. By now, yall know that I’m all about the smell. This is because if flowers smell good by the time they’re ready to sell, it shows that they’ve been taken care of throughout the entire process. All cannabis smells good when it’s growing, but preserving those delicate terpenes post harvest requires care and attention. Scented Marker smells beautiful. It is so very sticky that it will gum up your grinder. This is what Snoop would call ‘Sticky Icky.’

It tastes fantastic. I don’t like to use the word perfect because ‘perfect’ doesn’t exist and is also subjective, but Scented Marker is that that realm where you start saying things like, “Perfect.”, “Holy Shit.”, “This is some of the best I’ve ever seen.” I want to go smoke some right now to finish this review, but I’m afraid I won’t finish it because that’s happened the last 2 days. I started this review on Monday after I smoked some Scented Marker. I didn’t even start writing the genetics, appearance, etc at the top. I think I started calling people on the phone telling them how good it was. Then I tried again yesterday around 3pm. I ended up sitting here by myself laughing hysterically about how funny it would be to shoot people with tranquilizer darts in the parking lot while they were walking into their offices. Then, I got hungry and made a turkey sandwich. It’s Wednesday at 130pm and I gotta get this done.

Any of yall that have been buying from Better Than Nine knows that we’re legit and honest. Scented Marker will rank amongst the best flower you’ve had in a while or ever (Unless you are friends with good growers and get their best product). This shows the difference between well-grown commercial flower and small batch artisan flower.

The only bad thing about Scented Marker and Cap Junky is that they’ve ruined everything else for me. All the other flowers feel weak and don’t taste good anymore. This will make you a snob.

*Not all coupons work on boutique flowers. The flowers are expensive and in limited supply, so we can’t discount them like other stuff.

This is one of the MOST EXCITING developments in the Legal Hemp Industry!

These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:

1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.

2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC

These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.

Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.

Better Than Nine may not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.

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