Sublime Strain Info

Genetics: No one knows, but it’s VERY sativa. I don’t care that Leafly says 70% sativa. The batch we have is 90% sativa or the all the indica genetics are recessive in this phenotype.

Appearance: Long, thin, bright green buds with vibrant orange hairs. Again, stereotypical sativa.

Smell: Exquisite. Sharp, citrusy, and a little diesel. Sublime smells just like Chemdawg or Jack Herer. Again, so sativa.

Taste: It tastes like it smells. Citrusy and sharp with a piney gassy finish. Just like a sativa (starting to see a pattern?)

Daniel’s 1-hit Review: I had never heard of Sublime when I saw it on my grower menu. He said it was new to him, it was a good sativa, and that my clients would be happy with it. He’s never led me astray and Sublime was one of my favorite bands, so I got us a pound. These came in solid black bags, so I couldn’t see it until I cut the bag open. Once I cut the bag open, I smelled it way before I saw it. It is loud. Sublime may be the most sativa sativa that I’ve ever seen. It smells exactly like chemdawg or Herer. The buds are long and thin. It’s bright, light green with bright orange hairs. If I were a college professor in cannabology, I’d put this strain as the textbook sativa. If hemp could be offended by stereotypes, Sublime would get in trouble because it is offensively sativa.

I don’t usually do my one hit reviews during business hours because a 10 minute task can turn into a 2 hour adventure that gets me way off schedule, but I was feeling strong, so I hit Sublime midday on Friday and I think I got everything done. I’m gonna go take 1 hit rn, so this is extra fresh (5:46pm). I’m back at 5:49. Yeah. it tastes like it smells. And it smells even more awesome when you grind up and smell comes out. I definitely feel the cerebral energy of sativa, but it’s not helping me write this. I’m already high-strung and my brain is always thinking, so adding Sublime has caused me to short circuit. There’s too much going on, so I’m going stare at this until the hamster gets back on the wheel. This is weird because now I have stage fright writing this and it’s not live or in front of people. Now, I’m laughing how ridiculous this must appear if someone were watching me sit here. It’s not a weird as a Jeffrey Toobin Zoom call, so shouldn’t be so hard on myself. Google it if you missed the reference. Covid made some people get a little ‘wacky’. HAHAHAHAHA.

This Sublime is awesome. I laughing and having a fantastic time all by myself writing this. I’m thinking about doing these 1 hit reviews in a video, too. I have to be careful about showing consumption, but other than that, I should be good. If I started the review and did the genetics, appearance, and smell first. Then, I could take my one hit, start recording, and finish the review I shouldn’t have any problems. But these social media companies are huge dickheads about hemp. They act like it’s illegal and like it’s bad when it’s neither. They say they do it to protect kids while they train the algorithm to show teenage girls ‘creative’ ways to stay skinny like laxatives and tapeworms or show incel guys content to make them mass shooters. I hate social media as you can see by how vanilla our social media is. BUT, I think doing these reviews as videos would be fun and helpful. If anyone reading this does video editing or content, lmk and maybe I can hook you up with product to help with this. Or maybe I can have guest reviewers. I like that YouTube show “Hot Ones” where the guy interviews celebrities and they eat 9 progressively hotter sauces during the interview. By the time they get to The Last Dab, the guest has snot running down their face and they’re just cussing and crying. Imagine what a shit show it’d be after hitting 9 strains.

It’s 6:13 and Sublime is awesome.

30.5% THCA

These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:

1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.

2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC

These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.

Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.

Better Than Nine does not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.

***WARNING***

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Buy and consume at your own risk.