Dosidos Strain Info – Boutique*

Genetics: Indica dominant hybrid phenotype of Girl Scout Cookies.

Appearance: Dense, medium-sized buds. All the colors are vibrant – greens, oranges, and purples. Dense layer of amber tricomes.

Smell: Fruity, sweet, pungent. Very loud.

Taste: Citrus fruity, hashy, pungent, with a black pepper finish in my nostrils.

Daniel’s 1-hit Review: If this flower wasn’t squished because it wasn’t vacuumed to hard, I’d give it 5 stars, 2 thumbs up, or a perfect score on whatever chart we’re using. The colors are supermodel pretty. The smell is perfect. It’s so smooth and easy to smoke AND the effects are good enough to cause addiction. It’s so physically and mentally relaxing, but still gives you positive energy at the same time. I don’t use the word, “euphoria” liberally because I don’t want to dilute it’s meaning, but I’d use euphoric to describe this for my personally response to Dosidos. I feel social, fun, and zero anxiety as if I had the perfect amount of liquor. At the same time, I feel clear, sharp and confident. I can’t wait to do the video review of this because the over vacuuming of this batch makes me even madder than if it was so-so.

For instance, the Candyland and Bubblegum Runtz were over vacuumed, but I didn’t throw a tantrum because they were just light deps and I let it go. BUT, it said, “Yo. IDK what’s going on over there, but stop vacuum sealing these like fucking processed mini sausages.” Apparently, the message didn’t sink in because these poor dosidos were sucked so hard.

I was so mad that it ruined my Saturday. I just don’t get it. It’s not like these things are getting smuggled in someone’s ass and size is a comfort issue. These are shipped legally with paperwork, so there’s no reason to abuse them. The reason I’m so extra mad is that I know what this should’ve been. I’m gonna put pics of what the menu showed, so yall can see what this should’ve been.

These Dosidos are so good. I guess yall should be happy because if they didn’t get squished, they would’ve been more expensive. I guess it doesn’t really matter because we’re all gonna grind and burn them at the end, but it still kills me when something is needlessly made less perfect. It’s like ordering a perfect pizza or meal to go, but it gets turned sideway and looks sloppy when you get it. It still tastes delicious, but that one little thing just kinda tainted it a little bit.

Video Review coming soon.

These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:

1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.

2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC

These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.

Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.

*Not all coupons work on boutique flowers. The flowers are expensive and in limited supply, so we can’t discount them like other stuff.

Better Than Nine does not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.

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