Diesel Thai Cannabis Strain Info
Genetics: Very Sativa cross of a Diesel and Thai
Appearance: Big, long, soft buds that are light green with red pistils. They have a sticky coating of clear trichomes.
Smell: Oh baby this smells good. The first smell I get is lemon. Then, it changes to sweet candy like Chem Dawg or Durban.
Taste: The taste is lemony and spicy. Similar to the smell
Daniel’s 1-hit Review: This Diesel Thai intrigued me as soon as my grower mentioned it. The genetics alone are impressive because it’s 2 of the most iconic sativas ever! New school Diesel crossed with old school Thai sticks is like something that grandparents and grandkids can smoke together.
Instead of me writing this review, one of our clients texted me his impression of Diesel Thai and it was so good and included such great analogies, that I’m going to use his description. I’m keeping him anonymous, but I have to credit him because I’m not a hack. We’ll call him, Andy. I edited some of it.
“I’m not an inexperienced smoker. So, given the name alone, I had a fairly good guess how this smoke would turn out. Now, Sour Diesel is a top 3 for me, and the last time I had good Thai was straight Thai stick back in college. That put sweat on my upper lip. Anyway, back to the Diesel Thai sample. I am not a man for expletives. That’s what vocabulary is for. What in the actual fuck…? Who in the actual fuck…? Who decided to put those 2 strain together? Good Gawd love child may be the haybrid that leaves the realm of herbal classification. Your initial sample is 1 puff. I have multiple friends whose initial sample is 2 puffs. Me, however, known as the Blue Whale in some circles, have always samples new smoke with 4 puffs because I’m a champion! LOL.
Anyway, this champion definitely took one to the glass jaw and went lights out. Fucking hell…lol!
Mean Momma is a Nascar, but it has a regulator from the kush cross.
Illemonati is an Indy car built for the 24 hour Le Mans. Just go, go, go
The Diesel Thai was just plain Autobahn anarchy.
OG Kush is King. It’s a nice, comfortable, high end minivan.”
I have nothing to add. When something is perfect, leave it alone. The Diesel Thai is good.
This is one of the MOST EXCITING developments in the Legal Hemp Industry!
These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:
1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.
2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC
These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.
Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.
Better Than Nine may not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.
***WARNING***
If you are sensitive to THC please do not purchase this product, use with caution! Please respect this product and only consume this in the comfort of your own home, do not drive or operate heavy machinery. Consult a doctor prior to consuming this product.
Please check your state and local laws before purchasing high THCa hemp flower.
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