Cadillac Gas Strain Info – Boutique*

aka Cadillac Rainbow

Genetics: Indica dominant hybrid cross of Pure Michigan x Runtz

Appearance: Big, dense buds with dark greens and purples. Lots of orange hairs and abundant amber trichomes.

Smell: Pungent diesel gas at first, then sweet and fruity.

Taste: Not as gassy as it smells, but some gas with more pine and citrus.

Daniel’s 1-hit Review: Cadillac Grills, Cadillac Mills, Check out the oil my Cadillac spills…I hope that Luda has invested his money wisely so he can afford a Caddy that doesn’t leak oil. Listening to rap as a middle-aged man is so very different from listening to it as a teenager or twenty-something. Why would you brag about your car’s oil leak?

You remember the boomers trying to understand gansta rap and trap music and their appeal? I guess it’s the same as us trying to understand 6-7? The circle of life…

First thing I noticed about Cadillac Gas is the funky, gassy, diesel smell. It hits you immediately with no nuance. The next thing I noticed were all the colors. The purples were really dark and there is an orangey amber hue across all the buds. You can see this all pretty good in the pics. This usually indicates you’re going to get a strong, sedative effect and you do.

The effects are strong, overwhelming, woozy, dreamy, and goofy. We were watching The Equalizer 1 (remember the Denzel theme) and I kept laughing about how this Home Depot employee kept equalizing bad guys. I know you don’t go into any bubblegum action flick like The Equalizer or John Wick looking for a deep plot or story, but it makes it fun if you do.

I love simple movies that get to the point quickly and directly. My favorite part  is how they make the bad guy so bad and the good guy so bad in quick montages. They show Denzel hitting a home run in the company softball game, build a treehouse for some poor kids, rescue a kitten in a tree, and help and old lady cross the street.

Meanwhile, they show the bad guy not tip a single mom waitress at the diner, take a handicap spot from an old person with a walker, poor hot coffee on a puppy, litter, and then break a hooker’s neck all in 90 seconds. Before the starting credits are done, you’re thinking, “I don’t like guy. I hope McCall equalizes him.”

The strong indica effects of Cadillac Gas made The Equalizer so much fun! I was cheering for all the equality Denzel was doling out. I especially enjoyed when he connected a water hose to the cars tailpipe and rerouted the exhaust into the car and then handcuffed that corrupt cop inside the car with it running.

I’ve never sucked a car’s tailpipe, but I’m confident that the Cadillac Gas offers a much more pleasant experience. I just of that as a feature and it made me laugh so hard that I decided to leave it as the short description. If someone chooses not to get the Cadillac Gas because of that, it’s their loss because this stuff is fun, relaxing, and good for pain.

I know that our regulars will read that and know I’m just having fun at work.

I’m loving all these strong indicas that came in and Cadillac Gas seems to be the most sedating.

Note on product photos: We take the flower photos using our phone camera and white posterboard. What you see is what you get and most look better IRL than the photos. We don’t use filters, professional photography, pro lights, $5000 camera/lens, or stock photography.

*Not all coupons work on boutique flowers. The flowers are expensive and in limited supply, so we can’t discount them like other stuff.

This is one of the MOST EXCITING developments in the Legal Hemp Industry!

These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:

1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.

2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC

These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.

Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.

Better Than Nine may not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.

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