$24.99 – $99.97
Indica Dominant Garlic, Mushroom, Onion back cross. Exotic
Genetics: This is an indica dominant cross of GMO and Hash Burger. GMO stands for Garlic, Mushrooms, and Onions. You’ll get it when you smell it.
Appearance: Medium sized, dark green buds. The buds are knobby which is always a harbinger that someone’s gonna get trashed. Lots of trichomes.
Smell: It smells like garlic, mushrooms, and onions with burger. It’s weird, but it works. I read that cannabis has a lot of sulfur based compounds that are also found in garlic and onions, so it all makes sense now.
Taste: It doesn’t taste like garlic or onions. It tastes more skunky and kushy. It sticks on your breath, so don’t use this if you have to talk to someone face to face.
Daniel’s 1-hit Review: When we first started getting GMO genetics, I the smell blew my mind so much that I got distracted on everything else. Now that I’ve seen a lot of GMO and the novelty has worn off, I am more objective at reviewing them. This Garlic Mushroom Burger is nice dense buds. Sometimes these strains can have wispy buds, but not this batch. The buds aren’t huge and chunky, but they are the right size. The smell and taste are very exotic and will impress any connoisseur. The effects hit quickly. I immediately felt spacey and lazy. I usually have fun writing these, but it feels like work right now because I’d rather be sitting outside in sun thinking about stuff. I think that’s the indica genetics. It may not be the Garlic Mushroom Burger that is making me tired of working. It may be that it’s Friday at 5:03pm. It’s been a long, busy week. I’m looking out the window and the weather is perfect to be outside. Yeah. It’s not the indica that shortened my attention span, it’s Friday at 5pm. I like this GMO Burger because it reminded me to live life and not work so much. Wow – existential effects. We may have to start doing mushrooms next 😉
These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:
1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.
2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC
These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.
Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.
If you are sensitive to THC please do not purchase this product, use with caution! Please respect this product and only consume this in the comfort of your own home, do not drive or operate heavy machinery. Consult a doctor prior to consuming this product.
Please check your state and local laws before purchasing high THCa hemp flower.
Buy and consume at your own risk.
Although this is legal hemp please act responsibly and treat this like a marijuana product, as it looks and smells just like marijuana. Better Than Nine is not responsible for anyone confiscating this hemp, nor arresting or fining you for having this legal hemp product in your possession because of a misunderstanding of what it actually is. KEEP YOUR PAPERWORK WITH THIS PRODUCT AT ALL TIMES. BE POLITE AND RESPECTFUL TO AUTHORITY FIGURES IF YOU MUST EXPLAIN THIS IS FEDERALLY LEGAL.
