Jokerz Strain Info – Light Deps

Genetics: Indica Dominant cross of White Runtz and Jet Fuel Gelato.

Appearance: Nice sized buds with an explosion of bright colors – greens, oranges, purples. Nice trichome coverage.

Smell: Spicy and gassy, but there’s some sweet undertones

Taste: Immediately gassy, but then smooths out with sweetness.

Daniel’s 1-hit Review: After the Rainbow Road sucker punched me, I decided to be more respectful of these deps. Also, Jokerz gassy smell offered a more stern warning to tread carefully. I did my 1 hit of Jokerz last night after a long day of work, dinner, and shower, so I could totally chill out with no responsibility. That was nice.

Jokerz was a sneaky smoke. She went down real easy and smooth, but then choked me at the end of the exhale. I think this is a product of this being very fresh and the chlorophyl not having time to breakdown a lot. Or I just took a bigger hit than I meant to because it is so smooth. My guess is it’s probably a combo of both. But, there isn’t any chlorophyl smell, so it just may be gas. Farmer told me this batch of deps is the best he’s seen and he wasn’t exaggerating.

Jokerz hits like a drunk indica. If you remember Blue Galaxy, Jokerz is her doppelganger. The effects made me goofy, giggly, and sloppy like I’d been drinking. Personally, I love these kinds of strains because I like the fun part of drinking. However, I don’t drink often because the bad parts – cancer, getting fat, hangovers, brain damage, liver damage, having to apologize to everyone, etc.

After about 2 hours of being silly, I was exhausted and fell asleep easily (which is rare for me).

This may be the first time that I’ve had a deps that gets into my regular personal rotation. It says a lot about Jokerz when I tell you there are situations where I’d choose this over Cap Junky.

These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:

1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.

2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC

These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.

Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.

Better Than Nine does not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.

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