Peach Zkittles Strain Info – Boutique*

Genetics: Balanced hybrid of Peach Ringz x Zkittles

Appearance: Big, dense, but still soft buds. Mostly very light green and yellow. Every void is filled with trichomes.

Smell: Sweet and fruity. Maybe peachy, but I’m reaching if I say that

Taste: Sweet fruit with a gassy bite at the end.

Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Linalool, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene

Daniel’s 1-hit Review: This is a live review.

Peach Zkittles is another Zkittles cross. The onset of the effects are almost immediate. I think I felt my eyes get heavy within a minute. I’m not sure if it’s the strain or that I’m tired (it’s 7pm and I started at 745am, so 11 hours is my ceiling. I’m not young buck anymore). I feel the indica side more. I’m very calm and relaxed, both physically and mentally.

Although, I’m tired; this is a good sign because I’m high strung and being exhausted doesn’t necessarily mean that my brain calms down and feels loose and unstressed. Again, Idk how much being tired is affecting things, but regardless, Peach Zkittles is just what the doctor ordered for the end of a long, productive, fast-paced day.

Before I do the ‘but’, I want to do the objective physical feedback. This is a pretty batch of flower. It looks and smells like a Zkittles/Runtz/Gelato cross. It’s def on the light green side. Some of these go into darker greens and purples, but not Peach Zkittles. It has a sweet smell, but more fruity then candy. This is technically a ‘candy’ strain tho.

Hey Beavis, I said, “Before I do the but.”

You know what that sounds like? A sculptor just finishing making the legs and saying, “I’m gonna take a lunch break before I do the but.”

Isn’t that where you thought I was going, ya perverts! ;-P

Oh man, I’m silly and delirious, but in a very slow and calm way.

Speaking of the ‘but’, here it is.

It’s hard to get amped up about Zkittles/Runtz/Gelatos because I think we’ve probably had at least 30 types over the years. We can probably check at The Strain Library. I created an organized table that acts as a database for all the strains we’ve ever had with the pics and 1 hit reviews. I was actually curious and did a check search at the strain library and counted 22 Zkittles/Runtz/Gelatos. That doesn’t include strains like Gummiez, which is jet fuel gelato x peach ringz. So, there are probably about 30 of these. I did that math on rough memory, so figure that out anyone who says ‘cannabis affects your memory’.

At this point, anyone who still flatly believes that cannabis is bad enough to be illegal for adults to use is either a stubborn, blithering idiot or has financial interest somewhere that cannabis threatens the profits.

Either way, at this point with the scientific data we have, anyone who believes that hemp/cannabis should be illegal for adults to use either medically or recreationally in an asshole and is un-American.

I assume that if you’re reading this, you agree with both insults in that statement, but I still want to explain why I both parts – the asshole and the unAmerican – are true.

First, here’s why they are an asshole.

How does an adult consuming non-toxic, lab tested, hemp products hurt, damage, or negatively affect these prohibitionists?

It doesn’t in any way. These are the same self obsessed, self righteous, uptight pricks that think books they don’t like should be illegal. They think music with bad words they don’t like should be illegal. Movies and any idea they don’t like should be illegal.

There are plenty of books, movies, tv channels, radio stations, news outlets, etc that I don’t like. You know what I do? I don’t watch them. Wow. How fuckin easy it that? In fact, it’s easier than creating such a stink about it. That’s why they are an asshole. Just because they don’t like something, then it should be illegal? I mean, I realize that the US Constitution got ‘lost’ with the Epstein files, but it still exists. And so does the 1st Amendment and rest of the Bill of Rights. Which segues us seamlessly into why the are also Un-American.

This country was founded on Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. Does “Land of the Free” ring bell? I hear politicians boast about their commitment to ‘small government’ and ‘civil liberties’. I guess small government only applies to things like not stifling corporate profits by creating regulations that don’t let them poison our air, water, and food. Small government means not holding banks and insurance companies liable as they rob us and the future generations of the American dream. The government is small when comes to rebuilding our infrastructure and holding the powerful accountable. The American government only seems to be small when it comes to helping the American people.

Ironically, the government gets pretty big when it comes to robbing the US taxpayer to fund a made up war on the other side of the world. This one is the worst yet. At least with Iraq, they had the decency to allow 9/11 to happen, get the American people scared, and make up the story about ‘WMDs” to create a pretext to the pointless war.

This time, they aren’t even wasting their time trying to make up a narrative to justify this Iran war. I see Pete Hegseth’s mouth moving and making noise, but all my ears hear is “Our divine leader Netanyahu commands it, so it shall be done.” I’m gonna stop here because I don’t want to stray further into this ‘gray’ area of questioning why I have to pay to fulfill someone else’s mythology about God promising them an ever changing piece of land 5000 years ago while he was taking his dinosaur for walk.

Speaking of that. Remember how the US couldn’t afford to continue the covid era subsidies on our health insurance premium, so all our premiums went up like 30%? Remember how we can’t afford to pay the TSA people at the airport? You know. The ones who keep air travel for normal people like us safe.

But, all of a sudden, we can afford like $1 billion/day to commit mass murder. And how we magically have another $200 Billion extra to continue getting American kids blow up and PSTDed forever? I’m not even going to get into how catastrophic a ground invasion will be. Our government knowingly sending American kids into a meatgrinder is treasonous. You notice how we haven’t heard about any American casualties? They’ve classified that so that the American public doesn’t see the already 500-1000 coffins come home with an American Flag folded on top of it.

I’m too tired to get into the hypocrisy of ‘civil liberties’, so I’ll let yall fill in the blank.

To sum up, this is why the Zkittles/Runtz/Gelatos are kinda played out – they are really good all rounders. It’s like pizza. When you don’t know what you want or you have a large group, pizza always works.

Peach Zkittles works quite well. I was exhausted when I started this and now I’m tired, but I feel good and ready for bed. I think I’m a little high strung.

Note on product photos: We take the flower photos using our phone camera and white posterboard. What you see is what you get and most look better IRL than the photos. We don’t use filters, professional photography, pro lights, $5000 camera/lens, or stock photography.

*Not all coupons work on boutique flowers. The flowers are expensive and in limited supply, so we can’t discount them like other stuff.

This is one of the MOST EXCITING developments in the Legal Hemp Industry!

These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:

1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.

2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC

These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.

Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.

Better Than Nine may not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.

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