Permanent Runtz Strain Info – Boutique*

Genetics: Powerhouse hybrid cross of Permanent Marker and Runtz

Appearance: Mid-sized, dense buds. Lots of colors – bright and dark – greens, oranges, purples. Lots of sparkling trichomes.

Smell: Sweet candy, with some black Sharpie (the the perm marker genetics).

Taste: Sweet and gassy. It tastes a bit like a Sharpie marker smells if you use your imagination.

Daniel’s 1-hit Review (I just did the one hit, so this review is real time):

I was so excited to get this strain in a high end batch because it’s genetics are like 3 Leafly Strain of the Year winners (Permanent Marker, Runtz, Jealousy. I think we’ve had every strain of the year winner since they started to doing it). Also, Permanent Marker was originally a Seed Junky strain and they do it right. Yall know Cap Junky, Pineapple Fruz, and Ocifer are all Seed Junky collabs.

It’s only been 10 minutes and I love Permanent Runtz. It’s a very energetic and positive hybrid. I have a ton of energy without ZERO hint of anxiety or that ‘unsettled’ feeling sativas can do me. I’m not sure if I feel like typing, but I’m not lazy. I’d rather talk about this IRL or in a conversation setting.

It’s very clean and focused. I think it could be to get distracted because I want to get up and walk around.

This is a great strain in every way. It’s grown and dried beautifully. The colors are spectacular. It smells awesome. And I’m having so much fun that I want take off my clothes, but it’s too cold and i’d probably feel weird.

Yall know what a really funny look is?

A scrawny white guy wearing only tighty whities with high white socks with the 2 stripes and running shoes. This visual is so specific and random that it has to be coming from somewhere. I’m thinking either an old Red Hot Chili Peppers performance or a Porky’s movie. I could totally pull this off if I had tighty whities. I wear boxer briefs so that the KAs don’t give me wedgies down at the frat house.

I’m seriously having fun just sitting here and laughing at ridiculous things in head. I could sit here and spit out streaming consciousness for at least 30 more minutes. Will it be constructive? Will I say things that cross over lines of decency? Will I regret it? I don’t know. Let’s see…

I successfully at a Dave’s Hot Chicken Reaper level chicken finger last week. I think I wrote about the first time I tried one and underestimated the heat on one of these reviews. I was so pissed off that I ate half and threw the other half in the yard for the stray cats to deal with. Then, I got hungry an hour later and was pissed that it wasn’t there to eat.

I went and got another one because I wanted to win. This time I had a plan. I wasn’t hungry and I used a fork and knife to cut it into small pieces. What got me last time was I was starving and I just grabbed and started eating it and it got all over my lips and mouth and they swelled up. I was done at point.

This worked because I kept the pain just inside my mouth were it doesn’t bother me. Don’t get me wrong. IT WAS HOT. I had to take a break in the middle to let everything equalize.

I could feel it going through every part of my digestive system. I could feel it in my stomach. I even had to take Tums because it was hot inside me. The next day, I could feel it in my intestine (I guess?). I definitely felt it the rest of it’s journey. Did it end up in the back yard?

Dun dun dunnnnnn. There’s your cliffhanger. If this story were written my M. Night Shamalan, it would have some unexpected twist and be absolutely unwatchable. LOL. Have fun!

Note on product photos: We take the flower photos using our phone camera and white posterboard. What you see is what you get and most look better IRL than the photos. We don’t use filters, professional photography, pro lights, $5000 camera/lens, or stock photography.

*Not all coupons work on boutique flowers. The flowers are expensive and in limited supply, so we can’t discount them like other stuff.

This is one of the MOST EXCITING developments in the Legal Hemp Industry!

These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:

1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.

2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC

These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.

Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.

Better Than Nine may not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.

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