Versace Strain Info – Boutique*

Genetics: Versace is a luxury Sativa Dominant Hybrid of Sour Diesel, OG Kush, GDP

Appearance: Lumpy, bright green and orange buds with sticky, barely cloudy trichomes. Looks exactly like Sour D.

Smell: Loud, sweet, citrus. Smells like cross of OGK and GDP

Taste: Gassy and will choke you. Like Sour Diesel.

Daniel’s 1-hit Review (I did the one hit of this last night, so this is a retelling):

What do you get when you cross 3 of the greatest strains ever created? Apparently Versace.

Versace Versace Medusa Head on me like I’m illuminati. I’ve have the Migos Versace song stuck in my head since I knew this was coming. Shout out to the Migos and RIP Takeoff.

This is the Hall of Fame Nepo baby. It looks like Sour Diesel. It smells like OGK crossed with GDP. It hits like Sour Diesel. And the GDP is nowhere to be found in the soaring sativa effects.

I made the mistake of trying this one at 9pm. I figured, I’m experienced and there’s plenty of time for it to wear off before I need to go to sleep. Wrong.

I was in the front yard swinging a 7 iron at 1045pm trying to work the restless energy out of me.

The first thing that let me know I was in for a ride was how hard the hit was. I coughed a bunch, which I never do on these because I’m taking a ‘smallish’ hit. My eyes immediately watered and went red. Then, I felt the wave of restless energy fill my body.

I felt like I was vibrating with energy. You know when a little dog or a little kid is so stimulated that they are trembling and about to explode? That’s what happened. I didn’t feel like doing anymore work, but I couldn’t just sit and watch TV. I did push ups and that wasn’t enough. I finally went outside and played in the yard for about an hour. I still couldn’t get to sleep until about 1am.

I said that the GDP was absent, but it may have been there to keep the anxiety low. My brain was on overdrive, but it didn’t go to anxiety. It went close, but never crossed over.

Sativa lovers stock up on this one. If you don’t like sativa, don’t even f with this. This is the most sativa thing other than the Slapz was.

Now that I’ve done the flower review, I wanted to opine about Versace. Not the man Giovanni Versace that invented the fashion house, but insanely overpriced ‘haute couture’ brands like Versace, Gucci, Louis, etc.

I went through an expensive clothes phase in my mid 20s. It lasted about 2 weeks until I realized that it’s the dumbest waste of money outside of sports betting or truffles. I’m not here to tell people how to spend their money and if buying a $700 shirt that makes you look like a magician makes you happy, you do you. ‘Stuff’ doesn’t make me happy, so I’m fascinated by the concept of a $10,000 purse that doesn’t grow money inside of it.

I’m guessing that yall reading this mostly agree with the insanity of what some of these things cost. I went to the PXG golf store at Lenox to hit some irons with my buddy and I parked at Neiman Marcus. I walked through and just wanted to blow my own mind, so I went to see what the ugliest stuff costed and was hilarious. A lot of the clothes look like was a 5 year old would pick out and it would be like $1200 for a pair of shoes with non working zippers. No wonder they had a giant liquor bar right in the middle of the store because I’d have to be blackout drunk to buy that.

I suppose that I’m not rich enough to see a shirt that looks like something that the CEO of pumpkin patch would wear and say, “Wow. That’s only $1000? I should get a few of them in different colors.”

So here’s my theory: I bet that cannabis users are not typically consumers of these brands. Not because they can’t afford them, but because they use the analytical part of their brains to make decisions. I think you look at the $5000 LV purse and think “the only reason I’m buying this is to let other people know that either I have $5k, my man has $5k, my parents have $5k, or one of us has a credit card.” That’s the analytical cannabis brain talking.

I think these brands are more for alcohol and cocaine people. It tracks that fast and loose behavior of people who do drugs that make you dumb. Speaking of brain function, check out this new study that shows cannabis use in middle and old age increase brain size (in the good way) and cognitive function.

Note on product photos: We take the flower photos using our phone camera and white posterboard. What you see is what you get and most look better IRL than the photos. We don’t use filters, professional photography, pro lights, $5000 camera/lens, or stock photography.

*Not all coupons work on boutique flowers. The flowers are expensive and in limited supply, so we can’t discount them like other stuff.

This is one of the MOST EXCITING developments in the Legal Hemp Industry!

These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:

1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.

2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC

These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.

Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.

Better Than Nine may not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.

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