Alien Vortex Strain Info – Boutique*

Genetics: Balanced hybrid of Alien OG x Vortex. Remember Vortex Strain?

Appearance: Gnarly, dark green buds with deep purple, orange hairs and clear sticky trichomes.

Smell: So strong and loud. Pungent, citrusy grapefruit. Similar to Trop Cherry or Super Boof.

Taste: Sour, citrus, skunk.

Daniel’s 1-hit Review: What happens when you cross an extremely power indica with an extremely powerful sativa?

You get what you deserve.

Alien OG and Vortex are both awesome. So, I was excited to get Alien Vortex. When I opened the bag, I was even more excited to try it because the smell made my eyes water. This is the closest strain to Cap Junky loudness. It stinks and the smell sticks in the air.

I decided to do my 1 hit of Alien Vortex before sweeping and mopping the house. Idk if that was a good or bad idea. The first thing that happened was I spent about 30 minutes trying to compose a simple text message. It may have only been 2 minutes, but it felt like 30, so idk. Then, I started sweeping and mopping.

I was in a time vortex. I got into a zone and I swept, then mopped all the wood floors in the house and it felt like only 5 minutes had passed. Again, Idk the actual amount of time, but I know it was much longer than 5 minutes. And I cleaned good. All the corners, under tables, I moved area rugs, changed the mop water a bunch, etc.

After hearing this story, you think this is a sativa dominant. However, I still say this is a strong hybrid because I had the sativa motivation, but I was on autopilot. My body had energy, but my brain didn’t feel like trying.

This is perfect for boring, mundane tasks – cleaning or cutting the grass. I could also see it being awesome for getting in a zone like lifting weights, fishing, golf. Idk how good fast stuff like ping pong would be. I bet it would be fine once you dialed in.

I think Alien Vortex is my favorite right now.

Note on product photos: We take the flower photos using our phone camera and white posterboard. What you see is what you get and most look better IRL than the photos. We don’t use filters, professional photography, pro lights, $5000 camera/lens, or stock photography.

*Not all coupons work on boutique flowers. The flowers are expensive and in limited supply, so we can’t discount them like other stuff.

This is one of the MOST EXCITING developments in the Legal Hemp Industry!

These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:

1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.

2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC

These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.

Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.

Better Than Nine may not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.

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