Blue Lobster Strain Info – Boutique*

Genetics: Blue Lobster is a hybrid cross of Apples and Bananas x Eye Candy. This is a new strain from Cipher Genetics.

Appearance: Slender, bright green buds with plenty of glistening trichomes. But this special. I don’t want to be dramatic, but I may have never seen flowers that look quite like this. What makes them so unique is they are almost perfectly symmetrical in respect to calyx and pistils. It’s almost like a fractal. Every calyx is equidistant from the other and each one has nearly the exact same number of pistils coming out if it. It’s like saffron. The predictability of the repetition is visually calming to me.

Smell: The front end is musky with myrcene. The floral and fruit comes out when you grind it.

Taste: Heavy and dank.

Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool

Daniel’s 1-hit Review (this is a retelling):

NGL, Blue Lobster became one of my all time favorites 5 minutes after my hit. I’m only going to gush about its effects. The Shangri La wins in smell and taste and I LOVE it, but this Blue Lobster is something different.

I have never heard of Blue Lobster until JR said he had it and I NEEDED it. It’s from CA, but the original genetics come from Maine. I forgot that Maine existed and they’ve quietly bred some of the most amazing genetics I’ve seen in 15 years. Whenever, I think of Maine, I think of that awesome Judd Crandall guy in Pet Cemetery and how all the Stephen King books are in Maine. I like how that guy talks – “What you put in the ground isn’t what comes out.” Southpark uses that guy in a few episodes and I LOVE it. The Asspen episode and the Bane UPS man episode had him.

I just thought of another one – Just like the Capital of Maine, Blue Lobster is a Bangor. (Correction: The capital of Maine is Augusta. But my way makes the joke work and facts are obsolete, so my truth is Bangor is the capital of Maine. And there is only 1 Augusta. When Augusta Maine gets The Masters, than can also be an augusta, but until then, get Blue Lobster.

You may notice I wrote the longest ‘appearance’ description I’ve ever written. I don’t want to be dramatic or overstate something, but I have never seen flowers that look quite like Blue Lobster. I have literally seen 1000s of different buds and these look different.

People who love sativa, really love sativa. People like me, who get anxiety or a deep unsettled feeling from sativa, don’t like it and are fascinated by yall sativa people. I imagine it’s like Ritalin. If you give it someone with legit ADHD, it calms them down, but if you give it to ‘normal’ person, it acts like the tweaker meth it is (methylphenidate).

BUT…I think Blue Lobster made me feel like sativa makes sativa people feel.

It makes me think faster and more than normal. However, instead of the 1000 thoughts all at the same time that paralyze me OR the amplification of irrational fears and anxieties, I am able to organize and process the ideas in a controlled manner (for me personally).

Blue Lobster does make me talk more than normal and I am already loquacious, so this puts me into the point of annoyingly talkative. I can’t help it. This shit just lights up a lot of brain signals.

This is not a ‘right before bedtime strain’. This is an after dinner, 2-3 hours before bedtime strain. Enjoy the first hour of clean energy with some exercise, chit chat, getting naked, or whatever and then you sleep good because you’ve wore yourself out.

This will probably sell out before I can do a video review of it. However, the good news is I got Rainbow Lobster, too. It looks different from the Blue Lobster, but the effects are the same to me.

The moral of the story is to get a Lobster.

Note on product photos: We take the flower photos using our phone camera and white posterboard. What you see is what you get and most look better IRL than the photos. We don’t use filters, professional photography, pro lights, $5000 camera/lens, or stock photography.

*Not all coupons work on boutique flowers. The flowers are expensive and in limited supply, so we can’t discount them like other stuff.

This is one of the MOST EXCITING developments in the Legal Hemp Industry!

These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:

1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.

2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC

These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.

Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.

Better Than Nine may not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.

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