Guava Gelato 33 Cannabis Strain Info – Boutique Quality

“Boutique” flowers are our highest level of quality. This doesn’t necessarily mean the highest THCA. Our Boutique, or true exotics, have better colors, trichome development, smell, taste and overall experience. All of our flowers are good, but boutique flowers are the quality that your friends will want to take photos of. It’s like “VSOP” or “Private Reserve.” If you’ve never seen really good flowers, I’d def get a 3.5g to see what I’m talking about.

Note*- Most coupon codes won’t apply to our boutique flowers because we don’t have the margin to discount them.

Genetics: Sativa heavy phenotype of Gelato 33

Appearance: Lots of while crystals. The heavy trichomes will be a feature of any boutique bud. The buds are all uniform shape and size. They are bright green and deep purple. There are bright orange hairs, but they’re hard to see through the trichomes.

Smell: Strong and complex smells are also part of boutique quality. This Guava has a sweet, fruity smell, but it reminds you it’s cannabis with a pungent, gassy finish.

Taste: It tastes great – just like it smells. It starts off sweet and fruity, then leaves a skunky aftertaste so anyone you talk to after will probably ask you for a puff.

Daniel’s 1-hit Review: I’m really loving these boutique strains and I’m gonna get more than the 2 we have. When you’ve been a ‘hemp’ user and connoisseur as long as I have, it’s not about how strong the flowers are. Everything we have is strong because I won’t sell crap that I’d be ashamed to put my name on. High THCA is just one part of great flowers. Great flowers also have to look, feel, smell, taste, and smoke great. I could buy crap bud and dump THCA isolate on it for a 40% THCA flower that’s strong, but everything else about it sucks.

This Gelato is everything thing a boutique strain should be – basically perfect. It’s very sativa and it feels like sativa. I’m writing this and feel lucid and clear, but I am getting distracted and losing my train of thought very easily, which is what sativas do to me. They make my mind go everywhere, so it’s hard to focus on 1 thing. I’m like a 5 year old boy right now. I want to climb onto the counter, play with the water hose, take off my pants, and dance around screaming about Sonic the Hedgehog like an idiot. So yeah, this Gelato is very sativa and very potent. I don’t have any anxiety, which is unusual and awesome for me and sativa. I’ve gotten better with sativas since I started doing 1-hit reviews and I think it’s because I take only ‘1-hit’ instead of smoking a whole bowl. I suppose that I’m finding the right dose, which is important since this is my medicine.

I’ve kinda drawn a blank and I have to go to my haircut appointment, so I’m gonna wrap up.

This gelato guava is great. It’s top shelf and has everything. It smokes great. If you like sativa, it’s a must have. If you leery of sativa, but appreciate great quality, get a 3.5g because it’s awesome. I just got up to start getting ready to go and a second wave came. My eyes are so red I look like I got pepper sprayed. I gotta get myself together because I have to go be a person in 30. Have fun!

31.05% THCA

These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:

1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.

2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC

These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.

Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.

Better Than Nine may not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.

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