Gummiez Strain Info – Boutique*

Genetics: Gummiez is a sativa dominant cross or Jet Fuel Gelato and Peach Ringz

Appearance: Big, ‘Popeye’ buds. Mostly greens with a few vibrant purples Iced out with clear trichomes.

Smell: Fruity at first then the diesel. Smells like Jet Fuel Gelato.

Taste: Sweet and gassy.

Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene

Daniel’s 1-hit Review (March 2026 Batch):

This is a very live review. I tried the Gummiez about an hour ago and I’m this is hard to do right now. I am being distracted because we’re developing some collagen products and someone is asking me about bioavailability questions and costs/mg while I’m trying to write this. Don’t worry, we’re still doing what cannabis!

We are simply ‘insulating’ ourselves from whatever terrible laws the terrible politicians make so we can survive ‘worst case’ legislation. Since CBD and CBG aren’t in anyone’s cross hairs, we’re making full lines of ‘wellness and vitality’ products that have CBD and CBG. The first is a boner pill. I’m stuck between what I’m going to call it. Do I name keep ‘professional’ with ‘Staminol’ or do something hilarious like “Ramrod.”

I thought Gummiez was another ‘candy’ strain like gelato or zkittles, but it’s fancier than that. It starts off with that smell, but then the diesel smell explodes. It hits pretty hard and made me have one of those deep coughs that makes you think, “Uh oh. This could be trouble.”

And it’s a trouble maker. I was so hungry that I was eating this pizza so fast that i don’t think I was chewing enough. The sativa definitely shines. It’s not balls out like the Versace, but it is strong. I’ve been walking around in circles and my brain is moving much faster than my fingers can type.

Btw – I called it ‘popeye’ buds because it has those knobby muscles like really good flowers has.

Look at this after the Gummiez:

Note on product photos: We take the flower photos using our phone camera and white posterboard. What you see is what you get and most look better IRL than the photos. We don’t use filters, professional photography, pro lights, $5000 camera/lens, or stock photography.

*Not all coupons work on boutique flowers. The flowers are expensive and in limited supply, so we can’t discount them like other stuff.

This is one of the MOST EXCITING developments in the Legal Hemp Industry!

These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:

1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.

2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC

These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.

Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.

Better Than Nine may not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.

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