Legend OG Strain Info – Boutique*

Genetics: Legend OG is an indica cross featuring OG Kush.

Appearance: Mid sized, light green buds with light orange pistils covered with white trichomes.

Smell: Pungent, yet floral and piney. It smells like what old school ‘kush’ smelled like before they named everything a ‘kush’.

Taste: It’s that sweet, earthy limey taste old school kush had, but not as heavy a taste as I was expecting.

Terpene Profile: Myrcene, caryophyllene, limonene, humulene

Daniel’s 1-hit Review: May 12. This is a super live review.

I had 2 curiosities about Legend OG. The first was how do you call a legend a legend without oxymoron or redundance? I know the answer is just industry people trying to make their products sound better than the competition or blowing their egos. Some of these stoners have HUGE egos. And I don’t mean like the ‘Steve Jobs’ stoner. I mean like the ‘Brad Pitt’ from True Romance living on a buddy’s couch stoner.

The real question I had is why or how is a juiced up version of OGK an indica (according to Leafly)? OGK is a sativa dominant hybrid of chem dawg, lemon thai, and hindu kush – that’s 2 pure sativas with 1 pure indica, so that 66% sativa. Legend OG is OGK x Unknown strain. Even if the unknown strain is a pure indica, it would still be more Indica dominant hybrid, than the ‘purple’ indica indicator Leafly uses.

Personally, this is hitting me like a balanced to maybe sativa ish hybrid. It looks more sativa, but smells more indica. I know that Leafly has established themselves as the authority on strains, but I think they are wrong about Legend OG because called an indica.

I personally prefer indicas (unless it’s a terpinolene based sativa) to sativas because sativas tend to make me anxious and unsettled. This shit is pretty strong. I took a small ish hit because I have work to do and I was a bit scared of the sativa influence and I am definitely not the same as before. I still think there’s more sativa in this than Leafly says because my attention span is like a kids. I don’t feel like sitting here and typing. I either want to socialize or go outside and hit golfs or run around. I know there is sativa in something when it makes my adhd uncontrollable and my discipline to work is compromised.

I do really like this because the smell and taste reminds me of KUSH. When you smell it, you immediately know you have KUSH. You may not know which one, but you know the smell. It sticks on your breath so anyone you talk to is gonna know you’re ‘cool’, so be careful who you’re talking to or Listerine up.

I’m chewing Extra Polar Ice and can taste the kush on my breath through the peppermint.

Oh, so here’s something that was hilarious that happened a few weeks ago. There is a pregnant deer that lives in the back yard and we put corn and water out for her because I was her to have the fawn here so I can play with it. Baby deer are cool because they don’t know to be afraid of people and the mom knows me because I’m her corn plug.

The squirrels have learned to eat the corn and I’m okay with them, so long as they stay in their trees and don’t try to come into the roof vents.

I think squirrels are hilarious.

They are so stupid, so greedy, so lazy, yet always look like a tweaker because the only defense they have is camo or running up a tree. To be fair, think about how dangerous it is to be a squirrel. Death can literally come from anywhere. A hawk or owl can get you from above. A cat or snake can get you from below. Then there’s cars. Add all this to something that’s stupider than a rabbit and you have nature’s reality TV Stars.

I laugh that the squirrels eating corn is like watching a reality TV show like Southern Charm or Real Housewives on anywhere. You have this group of stupid and entitled assholes that have zero positive accomplishments in their lives competing over who has the most corn that was given to them by their daddy (I’m Big Daddy in this show because I finance the squirrels’ lavish corn fueled lifestyles.

I make healthy smoothies for breakfast early in the AM. We had a bunch of apples, so I was putting some apples and had a core. I throw out the fruit and veggies leftovers because the deer and squirrels eat that too. I never TRY to hit the squirrels with stuff, but I’m always tossing with some intent.

So, like 2 weeks ago, there was a really fat squirrel sitting on top of the plastic bin eating corn and I opened the back door and under hand tossed an apple core at him with a huge arc. As soon as I let it go, I thought, “This one has a chance.” Man, that apple core landed directly on top of the squirrel’s head, perfectly, vertically flushed, bounced of it’s head and kept the same rotation.

The squirrel didn’t do anything for like 3 seconds. It just froze. Then, without warning, it did this back flip off the bin, ran 2 figure 8 around the trees, went to the apple core and started eating it. It was the funniest think I’d seen in quite a while.

I another time I sprayed D9 solution onto some sunflower seeds and put them out there and the girl cardinal ran into the window. She was okay, but I quit that because I felt like it was borderline wrong to dose the native wildlife. I like natural and animals, so I’m generally very cool with animals. So long as they stay outside and don’t mess with my shit, they can live here and be friends. If they start causing issues, they will get lead poisoning, but that’s only when trapping and relocating fails.

I still don’t see much indica in Legend OG, but I like it a lot more now than when I first started writing this. It was a bit overwhelming or overstimulating at first, but now I’m cool.

The effects are pretty OGK IMO.

Thanks for reading!

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