Purple Bangkok Strain Info – Boutique*

Genetics: Purple Bangkok is a sativa dominant cross of Purple Thai x a mystery strain.

Appearance: Chunky buds that are all shades of green, purple, and orange. Clear trichomes. SO STICKY.

Smell: Terpinolene. Idk how to describe it – piney, earthy, sweet? Like the first Ocifer if you remember or Jack Herer. Once you’ve smelled this, you know exactly the smell.

Taste: Piney and terpinolene like the smell. Surprisingly smooth for something this sticky

Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, caryophyllene, pinene

Daniel’s 1-hit Review: This is a live review.

I’ve been so excited to review Purple Bangkok as soon as I smelled. I’m going to get to the point quickly before I go off on a tangent that’s been pissing me off for at least 10 days.

Unless you don’t like Jack Herer or terpinolene, get some Purple Bangkok. I’ve only had 2 previous strains that smelled like this during all the years of “THCA Hemp” – the first Ocifer pheno and the RS-11. Other than that, I’ve only found this in the high end cannabis world. I typically roll my eyes when I read a Leafy description and it says, “Very rare strain…”, but in this instance, this is a rare smell and maybe because it’s been bred out? Idk why you would want to breed terpinolene down.

This is the only sativa genetic that I can use as a ‘session’ level amount without fear of panic or anxiety attacks. I can’t describe the smell more than I have. Once you smell it, you always know it. It’s very distinct. I think it’s awesome, but that may be because I associate it euphoria, free thinking, fun energy, good laughs, and a care-free, ‘don’t worry, be happy’ feeling.

You OGs will remember this from the old school “Thai Sticks”. This shit is sticky to the point of gumming up your grinder. I was expecting the smoke to choke the shit out of me bc experience of super sticky usually means you’re gonna go Michael Hutchence for 5 minutes, but the smoke is so smooth.

I love everything about this Purple Bangkok. I even recommend my indica lovers at least try it. If you’re too scared to buy a 3.5, make a note on your order you want a sample. Purple Bangkok is why sativa people love sativa.

Now for something that hit me the other day and got me pretty angry once I sat and kinda processed it.

Pennies cost about 3.69 cents to make and distribute. I have a few thoughts I want to lay out before I go off on this.

1. I’m sure that pennies costed less than 1 cent in the old days.
2. It appears than they stopped making pennies last November per a Trump social media post. Idk how official this is, so I wouldn’t be surprised if “Big Penny” challenges this in court and wins or the next admin reversed it do ‘create jobs’ or some other bullshit lie.

But, I’m going to start this rant whenever a penny started costing more than a penny to make. Google says it has costed more than a penny to make a penny since 2006. I bet it’s actually longer, but 20 years is plenty long to prove my point.

We all know that there is corruption and waste in government at all levels. They used to have the decency to at lie and try to hide it. Now, they brazenly steal and waste our tax dollars, tell us to eat shit and then censor us on social media when we complain about.

However, a lot of ‘waste’ isn’t wasteful if you’re the beneficiary, so I’m not even gonna go into entitlement programs, foreign aid, art grants and other spends that are subjective.

How did it ever make sense to pay more than 1 cent for something, BY THE LITERAL DEFINITION OF ITSELF, is and can only be worth 1 cent.

I mean this is retarded even by politician standards.

This wouldn’t even fly with a chimpanzee. If you go to a monkey and take 3 bananas and give him 1, he’s either gonna tear your face off, throw a piece a crap at you, or start masturbating. (Disclaimer: I’m not Jane Goodall, but these seem to be the most statistically probable outcomes from taunting or teasing a monkey.)

They talk about wasteful spending and cutting the pork. They violated several constitutional amendment to let DOGE go ‘clean up wasteful spending’ and that turned out to be a ploy to let Palantir illegally harvest all our personal information so they can send a drone to shut us up when the time is right. But again, a lot of what is ‘wasteful’ depends on who wants that money instead.

Let’s think about paying 3.5 cents for 1 penny. That’s the same as me giving you $1 USD and you giving me $3.50 USD. This is a good deal for me. I’ll give you $100,000 for $350,000 USD and even pay 28% tax and be happy. Shit, after a few iterations, I’ll give you $1million and you give me $3.5 million.

I want whoever the LE agency in charge of fraud or theft to investigate this. Where was the 2.5 cent profit made on every penny going? They say follow the money, so follow the money. I want whoever was stupid enough to make this deal arrested for something and I want sanctions and liens against whoever was making the profits. If you ask me, “What law did they break?” I’ll answer, “IDK, but they’ll make one up. We have like 3 million laws and they always seem to find one when they need to. Using a wireless device across state lines or whatever.”

Fuck these crooks. For real.

Purple Bangkok is awesome.

Note on product photos: We take the flower photos using our phone camera and white posterboard. What you see is what you get and most look better IRL than the photos. We don’t use filters, professional photography, pro lights, $5000 camera/lens, or stock photography.

*Not all coupons work on boutique flowers. The flowers are expensive and in limited supply, so we can’t discount them like other stuff.

This is one of the MOST EXCITING developments in the Legal Hemp Industry!

These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:

1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.

2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC

These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.

Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.

Better Than Nine may not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.

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