Rainbow Lobster Strain Info – Boutique*

Genetics: Sativa Leaning hybrid of Blue Zangria x Blue Lobster

Appearance: Dense, knobby bright green buds with indigo (dark blue) accents, light orange hairs and 100% trichome coverage.

Smell: Sweet citrus, musky, and earthy all at the same time.

Taste: Citrusy and earthy

Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, pinene

Daniel’s 1-hit Review:

April 2026 Batch: This is a retelling.

I’m writing this with a heavy heart today. My dad called me around 8am this morning to lmk my aunt died last night. She wasn’t ‘sick’ with cancer or a terminal illness, so this was a complete surprise. It’s 3:02pm on Friday April 17th right now. I still in shock and don’t know what happened. They told me that I don’t need to do anything, so I’m going through the motions of work, but my head’s in the clouds. I haven’t burned any flower today because I don’t want to think that hard right now. I guess this post is dedicated to my Thea Ellen. She didn’t smoke bud, but she was still cool. She used to let me watch scary rated R movies when I was little and my parents didn’t let me see them. She was also a lotta fun to gossip with. She always had a brutal and hilarious take on people.

Before I get into this, if you missed out on the Blue Lobster, Rainbow Lobster’s effects are indistinguishable from Blue Lobster’s to me. I think the Rainbow is stronger. The Rainbow looks ‘nastier’ by the normal metrics. The Blue looked structurally ‘special’ and different than I’d ever seen. One of our BTN family members that’s a fellow connoisseur with 30+ years experience said the Blue Lobster ‘looks fake like a silk plant at Hobby Lobby.’ The Rainbow Lobster doesn’t have a unique look, it just looks like some top shelf flower that means business. The amount of trichomes on this one is impressive.

If you’ve talked to me about flowers recently, you know that I’m a big fan of these ‘new’ lobster strains. Up until I got Blue Lobster, I had never heard of lobster genetics. They are pretty new and came from breeders in Maine, so it’s easy to forget that Maine exists. It’s if someone said they were going to New Hampshire and you asked if that’s in Europe or a floorplan at a bougie condo in Buckhead.

This may sound blasphemous, but I like these lobsters more than the ocean animal. I like lobster and I like a lobster roll and fried lobster sandwich, but if I’m being 100, lobster is never worth the price. In fact, I think that most people who LOOOOOVE lobster, don’t really love the lobster so much as the love telling people they love lobster because it’s an archaic way of signaling the appearance of wealth. Again, I like lobster. I just don’t think it’s ever worth what expensive restaurants charge for it.

It’s like Abalone. There’s this good, upscale Chinese restaurant over in Gwinnett (surprised?) called Royal China next to the Costco. This place is legit Chinese food with lots of good seafood. The have abalone and that shit is over $100 for a little bit of it and it’s like chewing on a leather belt. I love laughing about the stupid and inexplicable things that people do to show off. I was talking to one of our people, Dread, about how much easier life is when you quit trying to keep up with the Jones. Let the Jones drown in credit card debt. I live happy and free being happy with me.

“A man who knows what enough is will always have enough.” Someone said that.

I think we ‘flower people’, overall, understand this stuff more than the average person and definitely more than our alcohol drinking counterparts. I’m still convinced this is the main reason that cannabis is still illegal and alcohol is forced upon us. Flowers make you think better, have better perspective on life, and ask questions. Alcohol literally makes you stupider. Our ‘ruling class’ doesn’t want a bunch of people asking questions and realizing that buying crap doesn’t bring happiness.

They want a bunch of brain dead drunks that they can keeping feeding shit to and telling them it’s a fancy lobster roll. I can’t believe that I made this whole thing circle back to that. Remember that I don’t do rough drafts or any thinking before writing these. I just sit here and start typing and see where we go.

Rainbow Lobster is a sativa leaning hybrid. I recommend this to anyone that likes strong flowers. My indica people will will like it because it hasn’t gotten me to a anxious place yet and I’ve been on this one pretty good for the last week.

Note on product photos: We take the flower photos using our phone camera and white posterboard. What you see is what you get and most look better IRL than the photos. We don’t use filters, professional photography, pro lights, $5000 camera/lens, or stock photography.

*Not all coupons work on boutique flowers. The flowers are expensive and in limited supply, so we can’t discount them like other stuff.

This is one of the MOST EXCITING developments in the Legal Hemp Industry!

These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:

1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.

2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC

These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.

Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.

Better Than Nine may not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.

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