Blue Galaxy Cannabis Strain Info – Boutique*

Genetics: Very indicant dominant cross of Afghani x Hashplant Haze

Appearance: Dense, perfectly shaped christmas trees. Bright green, orange, purple. Very frosty like you expect from our boutiques.

Smell: This is a fun one. Earthy, Skunky, Kushy, Hashy. If you remember Larry OG, it’s exactly that smell.

Taste: Very vibrant and invigorating. It tastes like one of those $18 lemongrass herb shots you’d get at a fluffy norcal juice bar.

Daniel’s 1-hit Review: [took hit at 2:18pm]

Man, this one takes me back. For whatever reason, most of our boutiques have been sativa dominant. The Dosidos and Gumbo repped the indicas well, but they were more ‘purples’. This Blue Galaxy reminds me of old school, knock your dick in the dirt, indica. This is first time I’ve been introduced to Blue Galaxy and she isn’t shy, coy, or a lady. She reached down and grabbed it without even asking my name. My girlfriend didn’t like her at first because she said, “Ugh. This stinks.” But she was just being territorial because she saw how I just started smelling and grabbing when I opened the bag.

Her parents, Afghan and Hashplant Haze are ‘goodnight indicas’, but they are more subtle and creepy. Blue Galaxy comes on fast and strong. It’s early in the day and I’m well rested, so she didn’t knock me out, but I can see this being a day wrecker if you’re reckless. Remember, that I only take 1 ‘easy’ hit for these. I don’t take a ripper or hold it as long as I can with the intent to blast off to kicksville.

I just take an easy, casual hit and Blue Galaxy has me looking around to remember where I am.

BTW – I refer to hemp flowers as female with chick pronouns because all the flowers we get are female. The male plants don’t make flowers, only pollen and aren’t cultivated. All the flowers you get are females.

Also, pollen is sperm. Spring took on a whole new meaning when I learned that. It kinda turns the whole world into a dorm room when you see people’s allergies because they got a “pollen-shot” in the face. Get it?

They made me put a 21 and up thing on the website, so I’m gonna take advantage of our NC-17 rating.

Blue Galaxy is almost exactly what you’d expect from a strong indica. The bud structure, smell, taste, effects, etc is exactly what an offensive stereotype of an indica would be like. It’s like the old WW2 era Bugs Buggy cartoons that would show the bucktooth Asian wearing that rice farmer hat stereotype.

In conclusion, Blue Galaxy is the only good thing to come from the middle east in my lifetime. All we usually get from that region is war, economic, political, and religious strife, so it’s cool to get something that doesn’t suck from the middle east. To clarify – this Blue Galaxy came from California, BUT the Afghan and Hashplant genetics originated in the middle east. These genetics came long before jews, muslims, and christians turned the region into a tinderbox of hate and violence.

Maybe they should smoke some Blue Galaxy and they would all stop being assholes for a few minutes?

Blue Galaxy will be part of my personal rotation because this is the type of strain that works really well with my genetics.

*Not all coupons work on boutique flowers. The flowers are expensive and in limited supply, so we can’t discount them like other stuff.

This is one of the MOST EXCITING developments in the Legal Hemp Industry!

These beautiful buds qualify as industrial hemp and comply with ALL provisions of the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill. There are 2 legal requirements that a product must meet to be legal hemp:

1 . The cannabis plant must be grown under a Federal Hemp License.

2. The finished product must have less than .3% Delta-9 THC

These flowers comply with both. Look at the attached COA and you’ll see the Delta 9 THC is less than .3%.

Here’s the cool part. The Delta 9 THCa can be over 30%. This is not chemically altered or sprayed with anything. These are legit cannabis buds that are harvested before the D9 THC gets ‘hot’ (over .3%). Delta 9 THC and Delta 9 THCa are very similar compounds. In fact, THCa is a precursor to THC. However, they are 100% different, so the Farm Bill counts this as hemp.

Better Than Nine may not ship THCA flowers to jurisdictions where they are illegal. Please know your local ordinances before ordering or we may not be able to ship to you. Contact us if you have questions.

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